"why, is that a cruelty-free fair-trade organic quoinoa-cocoa and wheat germ mochachino you have there? Well here are some pictures of me with African children. Well, yes, Destini with an 'i', I think we would make beautiful offspring."
Easy as shooting baby seals in a cage.
However, the truth of the matter is that I could live here for 1000 years wearing nothing but pagne while sucking down sodabi every morning between brisk bouts of beating my wife for not wanting to bear my 12th child and going to see the local voodoo wizard to inflict my enemies with AIDS, but I'll still just be the Yovo. How can I be so sure? Lets say the truth comes from the mouths of babes -
The true face of terror
Children will always be terrified of me here. Like, petrified-from-fear-can't-even-scream sort of terrified. Parents can't get enough of this - they actually carry their terrified infants to me just to watch them freak out. This is always a great reminder of how knee-deep in the community I am here.
3 comments:
i cannot believe the corps did not want you writing this blog... best part: the "industrial sized" box of condoms. I have heard of "industrial strength," and that makes sense in reference to cleaning supplies and such, but I was unaware that (presumably) larger boxes of condoms were made by industry. good stuff. I am literally laughing out loud at the image.
I'm surprised it took you so long to include the scared kid in your blog; you've passed that boy (or is it a girl?) at least thrice a day for the last year and it is still shitless every single time! How is the situation around the elections, all safe and quiet or tensions building up? Be safe, but don't forget to have fun.
Elections got moved to the 4th - I'm collecting photos of all the election posters and hysteria - I'll be putting something up about it all--
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