_________ on the __________

There are certain things that I, being some sort of quasi-employee of the federal government representing the US abroad, am not allowed to post here. Things like exact location (I didn't give GPS coordinates, but if you haven't figured out where I live it means you haven't sent me a package full of peanut butter and swedish fish, and in that case you can just go straight to hell), political preferences (I actually didn't even get to vote because of a lost ballot, but I'm sure we all know of the vast right-wing conspiracy to block votes of PC volunteers. And black people. And most definitely black volunteers. My god, can you imagine what'd happen if those commie bastards got into the white house?), and I most certainly can't write about what PC volunteers actually do with their free time, like when I travelled to _____________________________ with _________ and we ______________ when we _________________ with a _____________________ he borrowed from his _______ who one time actually ______________ but it was cool because _______________ without________________ which was incredible to see, because I didn't actually know someone could bend like that and we only paid her _____ CFA. We almost _______ 5 times, one time when the _________ almost went over the edge of the ___________, not to mention drinking way too much ________________ and _____________ while trying to _________________ and I told him it wouldn't work, but then again he is __________ and we all know how F-ed up THAT religion is, right?

So anyway, here are some only mildly incriminating pictures, you fill in the blanks until next fall, when the book will be published. Talk to me if you want international merchandising rights.